hipsterkassius:

Shit is getting real, Son


Wish I would have seen this train!

hipsterkassius:

Shit is getting real, Son

Wish I would have seen this train!

(Source: twitter.com)

fyeahadventuretime:

"No, Princess. Bee cares not for flower. If getting pollen hurt or killed flower, bee would not care. Bee is stronger than flower. Goliad is stronger than bee. Goliad is stronger than all"

Cuuuute

fyeahadventuretime:

"No, Princess. Bee cares not for flower. If getting pollen hurt or killed flower, bee would not care. Bee is stronger than flower. Goliad is stronger than bee. Goliad is stronger than all"

Cuuuute

baseballcardvandals:

look at this photograph. every time i do it makes me laugh.

baseballcardvandals:

look at this photograph. every time i do it makes me laugh.

(Source: samlptrgl)

(Source: ribly)

andthenisay:

captainmarvel:

170,000 people tuned into the texas senate livestream and hollywood still thinks women can’t carry a superhero film

i think 170,000 people just watched a superhero film.

kittydothedishes:

ay shawty 3.0 - kitty + lakutis (xaph’s club edit)

literally the coolest remix of all time available now w/the single itself on itunes which is weird 4 me but hey w/e https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ay-shawty-3.0-single/id661924906

AY SHAWTY KEEPS GETTING BETTER I CAN’T

Finally finished Season 1 last night, so they need to add this to Netflix immediately.

Finally finished Season 1 last night, so they need to add this to Netflix immediately.

deuceindc:

The last known sighting of Jermaine Dupri.

nickelcobalt:

JAY-Z - I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)

(Source: youtube.com)

thugkitchen:

Don’t give me that “I don’t eat breakfast” bullshit. It’s too early to be an asshole. The fiber in the oatmeal helps control your blood sugar and keeps you feeling full until lunch. The quinoa gives your morning a little extra protein because why the fuck not? Start your day right by owning the shit out of it. CARPE FUCKING DIEM.

QUINOA OATMEAL 

1 cup steel cut oats (they aren’t all mushy like regular oatmeal)
½ cup quinoa (I used scarlet quinoa but you grab whatever you can find)
1 teaspoon olive or coconut oil
4 cups water
½ cup almond milk (or whatthefuckever milk you prefer)

Heat up the water in a kettle on the stovetop or in the microwave until it is near boiling. Put the quinoa in a strainer and rinse that shit so it isn’t bitter after you cook it. Heat the oil in a saucepan over medium heat and add the steel cut oats. Stir them around and cook until they smell kinda toasty, like 1-2 minutes. Add the quinoa and the water and bring it all to a boil (this won’t take long because the water should already be hot as fuck). Turn down the heat on the pot and let it simmer. Go check your tumblr or Facebook shit while it cooks for about 20 minutes. It should taste done now, not hard but still a little chewy. Add the milk and turn off the heat. Serve with fresh fruit, nuts, maple syrup, brown sugar, whateverthefuck will get you through your day.

Serves 4 (love to hit snooze? double the recipe and heat up the leftovers all week)

I made this last night and guess what, it’s fucking awesome.

thugkitchen:

Don’t give me that “I don’t eat breakfast” bullshit. It’s too early to be an asshole. The fiber in the oatmeal helps control your blood sugar and keeps you feeling full until lunch. The quinoa gives your morning a little extra protein because why the fuck not? Start your day right by owning the shit out of it. CARPE FUCKING DIEM.

QUINOA OATMEAL

1 cup steel cut oats (they aren’t all mushy like regular oatmeal)

½ cup quinoa (I used scarlet quinoa but you grab whatever you can find)

1 teaspoon olive or coconut oil

4 cups water

½ cup almond milk (or whatthefuckever milk you prefer)

Heat up the water in a kettle on the stovetop or in the microwave until it is near boiling. Put the quinoa in a strainer and rinse that shit so it isn’t bitter after you cook it. Heat the oil in a saucepan over medium heat and add the steel cut oats. Stir them around and cook until they smell kinda toasty, like 1-2 minutes. Add the quinoa and the water and bring it all to a boil (this won’t take long because the water should already be hot as fuck). Turn down the heat on the pot and let it simmer. Go check your tumblr or Facebook shit while it cooks for about 20 minutes. It should taste done now, not hard but still a little chewy. Add the milk and turn off the heat. Serve with fresh fruit, nuts, maple syrup, brown sugar, whateverthefuck will get you through your day.

Serves 4 (love to hit snooze? double the recipe and heat up the leftovers all week)

I made this last night and guess what, it’s fucking awesome.